Tuesday, 17 March 2009

25 Random things about me!

So I have been tagged (whatever that is) by Richa, to write 25 random things about myself. Shouldn't be very hard, considering I am very random as a person!

1. I always wear my left shoe before my right one. (It's supposed to be random things ok)

2. I have had all the ice cream and milkshake flavours at 'The Right Place' at Breachcandy.

3. I love changing gears in my car. (Fourth clutch third clutch fourth. Repeat.)

4. I have a fetish for sport shoes and watches. Those are the only things I like going shopping for.

5. My current favourite song is 'Gives you Hell' by All American Rejects.

6. I find good accessories more appealing than good clothes.

7. I bite my nails off. (ewwwwww)

8. I don't celebrate my birthday.

9. I have got 6 stitches on my forehead (a swing hit me) and 8 on my chin (fell from a slide).

10. Of all the countries I have visited, I liked China the best.

11. My shoe size is 11 but I buy size 12 shoes so that I can just slip them on without tying/untying my laces.

12. My favourite cuisine is Chinese.

13. Pina Colada is my favourite mock tail.

14. When I was really little I wanted to be a circus clown. Now I plan to be a tour guide, atleast for some time.

15. I haven't watched more than 10 episodes of FRIENDS.

16. I have been drinking green tea every single day since a year.

17. I have never had Bournvita, Horlicks, Complan or any other health drink ever.

18. I have watched Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge atleast 100 times. (not because I like the movie, but that was the only video cassette at my ancestral home)

19. My favourite reality show is The Amazing Race.

20. I plan to turn vegetarian atleast for a week starting tomorrow.

21. I have eaten 27 rotis at one go at Golden Star Thali.

22. My favourite ice cream flavour is black currant and kulfi is kesar pista!

23. I was an athlete in primary school.

24. The only celebrity whose autograph I have taken is Mohd. Azharuddin.

25. I bathe only in the evenings.

Gosh! That was hard!

Friday, 13 March 2009

Happy Women's Day

It is a woman's world if you ask me and that is precisely why I had previously on this blog written that if given an option I would like to be reborn a woman! The following are the reasons:

- The guy pays the bill.

- The girl gets to choose the movie, the restaurant or the ice cream parlour.

- The guy asks the girl out.

- The guy 'tries' to be funny.

- The guy drives the car.

- A trip to the parlour can make an ugly girl presentable. Ugly guys are screwed!

- The guy walks on the outside of the road and is most likely to be hit by a car.

- The guy has to open doors.

- Even in case of a group, when a girl commits a mistake and fingers are pointed at her, all she has to do is shed those precious tears of hers and all the charges are laid to rest. The guys in the group again 'try' to be funny and make her laugh and all.

- If the traffic cop catches a girl for breaking a signal all she has to do is say, 'Please! Sowwwwieeee' with that cute little smile and he melts.

- Additional term work marks can also be attributed to being a girl.

- What really infuriates me is that even the canteen guy gives the girls more maggi and pulao and all *sob sob*

- Premier institutes have official and unofficial reservations for girls.

- Girls could be dumb and people will still find that cute!

- Girls get all the gifts.

- Girls can be absolutely rude and unreasonable at times and still have a reason for it.

- There is never a shortage of intelligent, rich men.

- Girls can talk their way into getting their assignments done by guys and can butt into a line without people abusing them.


So what is so special about March 8th I ask? Heck, every single day is Women's Day. You'll rule the world! You'll rule OUR world!

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Go Goa

So I am back from Goa and nothing much has changed. Except for the fact that I have a lot more of NaCl (engineer hoon, can't help it!) in my system and my skin colour now matches with my black watch strap. A lot of people have noticed this. Some of them have put it very well. "You have worked up a very strong tan, Shawn." Others (my sister included) have been a little more blunt. "You look uglier than before." But coming back to Goa, it was a lot better than I expected it to be. I thought it would be expensive and have a lot of tourist traps. I was wrong on both fronts. A week long trip can easily be arranged within five grand and of tourist traps - there were none.

There is very little to see in Goa apart from the beaches. You have some 100 stones arranged in the form of a circular wall and this doubles up as the 'Chapora Fort'. History has it that this fort served as a protective covering for lusty couples from the Ram Sena. Cause honestly the only thing you can see here are couples making out. The other non beach attraction was the casino. It is a must visit, given the fact that the 200 buck entry fee includes unlimited non vegetarian food. Coming back to the beaches, they were surprisingly clean! If you are planning a trip to Goa avoid the 'popular' beaches like Calungute and Bagha. Bagha has the water rides, but otherwise it is very much like apna Juhu Chowpatty! My best beach was Morjim. We stumbled upon this beach by chance. Very few locals know that such a beach exists. We happened to be following two chicks on a scooter and landed up here. Morjim, apart from having topless sun bathers, has white sand and clear waters. And since it isn't that famous, you will hardly find any locals here and just a handful of tourists. Another beach worth mention is Anjuna. You cannot swim here because of the rocky ocean floor, but is a fisherman's haven.

Moving to the not-so-good side of Goa. If you are a vegetarian wanting to turn non vegetarian, Goa is the place to be. The veg food here is worse than that had by the tribals living in Port Blair. The non veg food is extremely tasty. But because of the laid back, slow nature of the Goans, any order takes the best part of an hour to arrive. For my first meal, I had ordered squids. The chef took the squids out of the freezer, cleaned it, thawed it and then proceeded to cook it. Food here is also very expensive. No wonder so many Goans and tourists resort to the cheaper Fenny and liqour.

I know the ending is kind of abrupt, but then I am no writer :P

Sunday, 22 February 2009

Adversity

An application form I was filling up for a college asked me some really crappy questions. One of the questions had me to write a short note on 'Adversity'. They expected some 'gyaan' from me and that is exactly what they got!

Adversity:

It is said that when man comes face to face with adversity, he comes face to face with his soul. There is no surer way of remembering who are than facing up to adversity. As the blade is tempered by fire, so is ones character tempered by adversity! It is human nature to follow the law of inertia. Whatever vision one might have of the greatest and grandest expression of oneself lies dormant under the irrepressible force of habit. It is one when one arrives at a brink of a precipice, that the fire which burns within is unleashed. It is through diving headlong and fearlessly into adversity, that one becomes aware of this great inner strength.

One should not be afraid of adversity nor should one be overwhelmed. Adversity should be used a a flint to spark the fire inside our body, mind and soul. The light which radiates through the darkness and guides us through the voyage called life. In conclusion, whenever one is faced with adversity, one is given a choice. A choice between remembrance and forgetfulness. Remember who you really are and adversity will be your ticket to paradise. Forget the fact that you are life itself and adversity will suck you in like a tar pit trap. Adversity asks, "Who are you?" The answer is your choice!

Quote of the day:

"Why did Chelsea suffer after I left? Because I left!" - Who else, Jose Mourinho!

Post Script: I am off to Goa for a week. Looking forward to some fun in the sun! See you guys in March!

Wednesday, 18 February 2009

Maha Shiv Ratri

On the 23rd of February, India will celebrate Maha Shiv Ratri and I will get yet another holiday this month. This is one reason I really love India. We get holidays for the most insane of reasons. I have never bothered to know why and how this festival is celebrated. But a casual conversation with my mother and now I know a whole lot about this festival.

My mother told me that this a festival of mischief. Maha Shiv ratri gave pranksters the license to do whatever they wanted. In her village, teenagers used to sneak into the compound and steal things like pots and buckets which used to be lying outside, unattended. They used to then proceed to write the owners name on the pot with chalk and hide it somewhere nearby. The neighbourhood dogs were also apparently aware of this day. They used to turn a blind eye towards these pranksters and remain blatantly silent during the night. What followed the next day was a sort of treasure hunt. The ladies of the house used to head off in different directions searching for the 'stolen' goods. My mother recited to me many such tales with such excitement that I almost made up my mind to go to my village the next year for this festival and exchange tips with some of these pranksters. But unfortunately, my mother informed me that this doesn't happen anymore. The people of today have started taking offense to such acts. And that is what I feel plagues the world of today. We lack a sense of humour. We are so caught up with the hum drum of daily life that we fail to enjoy it. And we fail to look at the funnier side of things.

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

21

I know this post comes 3 weeks after I have turned 21. But another birthday, another year and some things change but others remain the same.

Things that haven't changed:

- I still cannot ride my bike :(
- I remain the best at cards ;)
- I continue to wear tees with a collar.
- I STILL go to sleep at 10! *geeeeek*
- I continue to depend on the barber to help me shave!
- Baghdadi is still my favourite restaurant.

Things that have changed:

- I have finally stopped getting myself into trouble!
- I now take my car out for drives!
- I have finally stopped listening to Westlife and have turned to songs like 'What I go to school for' and 'Stacy's mom' *thank you goat slayer*
- I started to shop for myself, following the advice of Fort and Horizon.
- I have stopped watching Hindi films in theaters. My choice sucks!
- I can now talk on the phone. My average call lasts for about 20 minutes! *calculator, nautanki, fort, queen N*

Monday, 9 February 2009

Me V/S Google - Part 1

First to explain the title of the post. Most interviews for IIMs have the panelists sitting with laptops in front of them, with Google open. Whatever you say interests you, they Google and ask you questions on it. So if anything interests you, you better know everything about it. Hence, the title.

Now before you actually get to the personal interview, you have a group discussion (GD) to contend with. When I entered the waiting room for the Group Discussion, I saw 8 people already seated. None of them were talking to each other. My mind started racing. '8 people here plus me, that's 9. A total of 10 for the GD. If I talk to each one of them and become an acquaintance, they won't cut me when I speak in the GD. And that is of paramount importance. Let's become friends with these guys.'

So I went forward and introduced myself to each one of them individually. Ten minutes into my exercise, when I was speaking to the 6th person, he told me that there will be 3 groups of 10. So that meant 30 people were expected. BAD IDEA! I went and sat in a corner alone. My idea was good, but I couldn't possibly introduce myself to 29 others!

We were then divided in groups of 10 and taken for our GD. Everyone was quite tense visibly. The GD was just heating up when the moderator told us to stop. 50% done only the interview to deal with.

I was the fifth in line for the interview. The first guy took 30 mins, the second 20 mins, third 15 mins, fourth 10 mins. Time is no indicator of whether your in or not. Actually in an IIM interview, nothing is. So I wasn't bothered. I walked in. A 'maharaja' like chair was kept about 10 feet away from the two panelists. One of them was dark and looked like a typical Keralite (Mr. A), the other with a shaven head and glasses to go with, looked every bit of an intellectual (Mr. B).

B: (looking at my form)Have you spelt your name correctly? I have only come across Sean and no Shawn.

(An interview doesn't normally last more than 25 mins. So I decided that whenever given a chance, I will speak at length.)

Me: Sir, you are actually right. Shawn should be spelt as Sean only. Sean means 'God is gracious' and is derived from John, which is a French name. And John in French is spelt as Jean. But my parents thought that not many in India are aware that Sean is pronounced Shawn. So they spelt it the way it is pronounced.

B: (looks at my marksheets. Seems impressed.) Web Technology, nice subject. You scored very well. So tell me what is Web 3.0?

Me: I don't know, Sir.

B: Take some time to think. In web Technology, Web 3.0 would definitely be included.

Me: Sir, it wasn't in my curriculum and as of now I haven't heard of it.

B: (smirks) Ok, what is Search Engine Optimization?

Me: Sir, that is when you try to increase the traffic to your website by having it appear higher on the result list of a search engine.

B: So how does it work?

Me: I don't quite know how it is done in practise. One of my friends works as an SEO, so that is how I know about it.

B: (begins to laugh) Looks like you stick totally to your curriculum and have no interest in technology. (I don't react.) Name 10 search engines.

Me: Google, AskJeeves, Alta Vista, Yahoo, Rediff, MSN

B: Wait wait. Yahoo and rediff and all have some other search engine just loaded on their site. It is not their personal search engine. So you know any more?

Me: No.

B: (Laughs again and repeats the 'you are a book worm' dialogue) Who owns Orkut?

Me: Google.

B: Who owns Facebook?

Me: Sir, I am unaware.

B: Where do you have your profiles?

Me: Sir, I have it on Orkut and Facebook, because both of them combined over all my friends. I don't see the need to have my profile on any other site.

B: (laughs uncontrollably now) What is Google's latest browser?

Me: Google Chrome Beta

B: You made some good points in the GD regarding this. Now tell me what is different about this Chrome.

Me: Sir, you have an option to see which page makes up how much load. So if an unimportant page is acting as a bottleneck you can close it.

B: Have you used the browser?

Me: No sir.

B: Why?

Me: Sir, it was the beta version. If the browser became successful I would have downloaded it. But as of now Explorer and Firefox satisfy all my needs.

B: (laughs again) So you are not interested in technology. You are only interested in your curriculum. (laughs some more. I don't react)

B: Given any other exams besides CAT? Want to go abroad?

Me: No to both.

A: Shawn, your hairstyle is a bit like mine. Why is it cut so short?

Me: Sir, you see when my hair grows even relatively long, I get dandruff, which then results in hair fall. So I keep it short.

A: Oh! Medical problem. Alright (We instantly connect. I know this is my chance.) So Shawn, what is it that interests you in engineering? You are doing that for four years now. There has to be something that interests you.

Me: Sir, coding interests me. But I don't think coding requires great ability. Given an algorithm, any person can add syntax and code. Writing an algorithm interests me. That is where the logic lies. That is the real challenge. And even writing an algorithm isn't great. The greatness lies in writing it in the most efficient manner. That Sir, is what interests me.

A: Good. Now write an algorithm for Sudoko.

Me: Sir, a computer is no different than a human brain. My program will solve sudoko just as I solve it. As an input to the algorithm you take the entire grid. then you find which number is the most frequent. (I talk about backtracking and tell him about the algorithm.)

A: You think this is an efficient way? I think there might be better ways.

Me: Sir backtracking is the best method here. If we use a greedy approach initially it may appear optimal but later it gives us sub optimal solutions. So back tracking may look inefficient but it leads to optimal solutions almost always.

A: (Looks at my data form. Sees my reason for doing MBA.) So you have written about organising some events. Tell me very briefly about how you were creative. (He stresses on the word briefly. Probably he knows how it works with me if I know an answer)

Me: Sir, I had a shoe string budget to organise my event. It involved a treasure hunt with multiple treasure chests. We didn't have the budget to buy the chests. So what we did was we used shoe boxes and tied strings around them. Then we locked them up and so we had our Rs. 5 treasure chest.

A: You have mentioned that your most significant achievement is receiving the Jesuit award. What is this award?

Me: Sir, the Jesuit award is given to a single student who excels in the morals of the school. I have achieved a lot academically sir, but that is because God has gifted me with a superior brain. But at the end of the day it is about being a good human being and I think that is what really matters.

A: Could you be specific about the morals?

Me: Sir the motto of our school is Immaculata which means pure and the slogan is 'Education for the Greater Glory of Lord'. When I was in tenth I went along with a group of students to educate tribal children in interior Maharashtra. In the tenth standard, I also became the head boy. A lot of clever students didn't want to stand for the post because they thought that it would affect their studies. But Sir you tell me what are a few marks in comparison to giving something back to a school which has given you so much. And even today I don't for a second regret that decision of mine.

A: Shawn could you tell me more about your blog?

Me: Sir on my blog I write about whatever I feel strongly about. I watched Slumdog Millionaire and so wrote a review on it. (I was hoping he would ask me about the film and the awards and all, but he didn't.) I traveled to Canada two weeks back and some really funny things happened so I wrote an account on that. (Was hoping he would ask something about that, but he didn't). I then wrote about abortion Sir as I feel humans don't have a right to take some one's life.

A: You are a non vegetarian I guess. Isn't killing chicken also abortion?

Me: Sir to survive humans have to kill. A lot of vegetarians feel morally superior because they eat plants. But plants also are living things. In the J. C. Bose lab in Bengal we see that plants suffer just as much when they are pruned and killed. So it is not like plants remain unaffected.

A: But isn't killing a chicken really bad?

Me: Sir the chicken I eat are commercially bred. The chicken would not have been alive had I not been there to eat it. So I don't think it is wrong.

B: Even humans should be killed then. We kill each other in war. So many wars happening. (He became philosophical. A and B look at each other and ask me to leave)

That's all friends. Me V/S Google Part 2 coming up in the second week of March!